Sometimes my chats with internet people yield more entertaining writings than anything I can mold together with the great forge of my imagination.
Me:
Okay
You know
you really need to go shopping
when you realize you forgot to eat dinner
and you go to scrounge
and the only thing you find
is a can of rosarita traditional refried beans
AND
and
you are too hungry and lazy to put it into a bowl to warm
so you just road warrior eat it out of the can with a fork.
Internet Friend:
Tell me you.... hhahahahahahahaha
Me:
This is some
surreal shit, right here
It was like
I had this moment
Where I am staring at the lidless can
and I think "Do I even need to heat this?"
Stick fork in, taste
"Hmm... nah."
Internet Friend:
Hahahahahahaha jesus
Me:
Internet Friend am I white trash now?
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